This is what happens when you teach a 7 yo boy madlibs.
Dec 11, 2016 22:25:03 GMT -5
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Post by kidsandpets on Dec 11, 2016 22:25:03 GMT -5
I taught my kids about "Madlibs" tonight. Any of you remember "Madlibs"? My friends and I used to love them as kids. DS is 7 and learning parts of speech at school - so it seemed like a good time to introduce this game.
But this is what you get when you teach a 7 yo boy (and his younger sister) to do Madlibs... (Notice all the references to fart!
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How to Wrap a Present
Before you start to wrap your Christmas present make sure you have plenty of GREEN paper and plenty of FARTS to stick to the package. If you are wrapping something BLUE, such as a BUILDING, it is best to tape BUNNY (the word asked for here was "something soft") around any parts that might BURP. Then take brown wrapping BATTLESHIP and wrap it very MEANLY. Take care that there is not a SPIKE poking out anywhere. Now take the expensive ORANGE paper that you bought at the MR. FARTYPANTS store and make a SPARKLY package. Finally, put stickers on that say "Do not TALK until Christmas" and put it under the tree with all the other COLD FARTS. Then on Christmas morning, when you see all of your YELLOW relatives opening their packages and saying "ROAR!" you will feel positively WHITE.
But this is what you get when you teach a 7 yo boy (and his younger sister) to do Madlibs... (Notice all the references to fart!
)How to Wrap a Present
Before you start to wrap your Christmas present make sure you have plenty of GREEN paper and plenty of FARTS to stick to the package. If you are wrapping something BLUE, such as a BUILDING, it is best to tape BUNNY (the word asked for here was "something soft") around any parts that might BURP. Then take brown wrapping BATTLESHIP and wrap it very MEANLY. Take care that there is not a SPIKE poking out anywhere. Now take the expensive ORANGE paper that you bought at the MR. FARTYPANTS store and make a SPARKLY package. Finally, put stickers on that say "Do not TALK until Christmas" and put it under the tree with all the other COLD FARTS. Then on Christmas morning, when you see all of your YELLOW relatives opening their packages and saying "ROAR!" you will feel positively WHITE.
